For goodness sake... I was there at the party Stormster went to, I was the designated driver who went to pick up the pizzas, so I sat by and watched everyone else f**k themselves up. I think it's rather ironic that there were people there who f**king took ECSTASY before they came, and STORMSTER was the one who got f**ked up the most from alcohol alone.
I was pretty much his keeper for the whole night. Since he became a bit to handle, we secluded him to the bedroom of the host... which just happened to be the room that had the computer that was playing the music, and the speakers that we had blasting out through an open window earlier in the evening.
Let's just say that at 1:30am, Stormster would not listen to the slightest bit of reason what so ever. JHe insisted on turning up the music as loud as he could, to the point where our host's drunk of a father was roused from his drunken stupor to come in and tell Stormster to be quiet. He insisted on listening to BRAVE NEW WORLD over and over, and nothing else. Well actually, a few times he requested a Blind Guardian or Dungeon song, but he slurred andm ixed up his words so badly we couldn't decipher his request. We would just humour him and say "Ok, the song is queued up. It'll be on shortly."
He spent a lot of the time lying on the bed and air-guitaring and singing at the top of his lungs, dispite how badly everyone else became pissed off. He kept thrusting into mid-air so high that sometimes it seemd he had sort of folded himself in half, just singing and air-guitaring. Later when he quited down, he just lay there, and kept pulling his shirt up and stroking his stomach while quietly singing along. And one time I distinctly say him put BOTH his hands down his pants...
He tried to log into a few different sites, apparently he succeeded here. But after a certain point he couldn't type for shit. Kept putting commas and backslashes in his username. Hell, he even told me his username and password for a few different things so I could post stuff for him. I never did, but now that I know his password to several things, who knows what I might get up to...
There were quite a few memorable moments that I will carry with me until the day I die. One was when I layed on the bed with him (that's where the speakers where), trying to keep the volume control away from him. He kept hugging me and one point he wrapped both his arms around my right leg and wouldn't let go, practically nuzzling his face into my crotch. Another time he grabbed my arm and sort of tried to bite me (I WAS NOT the only person he did this to). There was another moment he sat beside me and lovingly started at me and stroked my beard.
There were also some good lines he said which I WILL use to insult him until the end of time.
"I LOVE YOU JOHN!"
"SERIOUSLY JOHN... YOU ROCK! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"
"I REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DO FOR ME.. I LOVE OYU SO MUCH... I APPRECIATE HOW YOU COME TO METAL GIGS AND STUFF" (he may have confused me with the host with this one, he confused me with him many times during the night)
Stormster: "JOHN.. PUT ON PASCHEDALE!"
BigJohn: "It's playing right now..."
Stormster: "YEAH... BUT LEAVE IT!"
(* Stormster tries to log into something... fails horribly. Accidentally knocks his dungeon CD case off the desk *)
Stormster: OH NO! MY DUNGEON CD!
(* Picks the CD up, puts it on the keyboard, at which it slids back on to the ground instantly *)
Stormster: OH NO! MY OTHER DUNGEON CD!
*note: It was the same CD each time
There were also a few times he said he wanted to throw up, but just ended up hacking up some saliva. A few times he just rolled over and spat directly onto the hardwood floor of the room. One time he didnt bother to move, just spat directly up into the air, so it landed back on him.
Well that's all I can remember for the moment.
*Edit - Oh yeah, in my original posting I forogt to mention the kiss... Stormster was laying next to me and said "JOHN, I LOVE YOU... LET ME KISS YOU". When I said, and I quote, "No F**king way!", he said "NAH MAN.. JUST ON THE CHEEK". Oh yeah, and at one point he said "JOHN... IF YOU PUT ON
insert garbled song name here, THEN I WILL
LITERALLY KISS YOUR ARSE!" I didn't take him up on his offer because I was afraid he'd actually do it.
