Post by MaidenOz on Jan 12, 2009 14:34:24 GMT 10
Skrabsta can you design an appropriate costume please? Undies on the outside and all!
Brian just saved a man's life!
Our next door neighbour who suffers from mental problems, just set his bed on fire.
We smelt somethin funny and thought at first it was the neighbours downstairs out in their lil courtyard firing up the webber, you know that webbery kinda smell with the firelighers an coals an shit? Yeah, well, we could smell that for a while and thought mmmmmmmm yummy we be smellin snags and rissoles an steaks an all next.
So about quarter of an hour goes past and I step outside the front door to go hang up me laundry and lo and behold the entire stairwell is filling up with smoke
PANIC!! PANIC!! PANIC!!!!! OH SHIT!! OH SHIT!! OH SHIT!! WE IS ON FIRE!! WE IS ON FIRE!!!
Brian runs out and starts yelling out to the guy who lives there to open the door but he couldn't find it. So he runds to get the phone an call 000.
Meanwhile I'm running back and forth wetting towels and filling up buckets and the esky with water and settin em up at his front door. Brian musters up all his superhuman strangth and starts KICKING THE MUTHAF**kIN DOOR IN while yelling at the guy to crawl towards the noise coz he was yelling back hat he couldn't see to find the door!
Finally SuperBrian KICKS the door open with his supersteeltoed boot! Couldn't see a foot in front of him with all the smoke,, couldn't get inside the door coz the guy can't look after himself so the WHOLE flat is filled with rubbish, a SUPERKEG of fuel for the fire waiting to go up. Finally one of the other neighbours who was small enough to get through the door dragged the guy out and he was helped outside. Once outside there were the ambulance people who'd just turned up and he was treated for smoke inhalation.
Next to arrive were the fire trucks. They finally get the fire under control, our neighbours in hospital and BRIAN IS MY HERO!!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!
If they hadn't got him out when they did he mighta died from all that smoke. Poor guy was just sitting in there in all that smoke with his home about to burn down around him. The mental health system in this country is F**kED that's all I have to say. this isn't the first incident either a couple weeks back we had to call the gas emergency number because we opened the front door and got smacked in the face with a WALL of gas!! He's left the kitchen stove on AGAIN this was the 2nd time he'd done it.
I only hope that now after THIS incident something happens to get the man some help!
I'm not enitrely sure but I have a sneaking suspicion he might've lit it on purpose, The firemen had dragged his matress outside and sitting on it was a whole bunch of rubbish including about 4 or 5 butane cans!!!! Don't know if they were empty or not I wasn't game enough to pick one up.Dunno though coz there were apparently heaps more of em just strewn all around his flat.
Well there's a bit of excitment in an otherwise dull day I'd say.
When danger arrives never fear SUPERBRIAN is here. if you need his services just send me a PM I will be acting as his booking agent!
Brian just saved a man's life!
Our next door neighbour who suffers from mental problems, just set his bed on fire.
We smelt somethin funny and thought at first it was the neighbours downstairs out in their lil courtyard firing up the webber, you know that webbery kinda smell with the firelighers an coals an shit? Yeah, well, we could smell that for a while and thought mmmmmmmm yummy we be smellin snags and rissoles an steaks an all next.
So about quarter of an hour goes past and I step outside the front door to go hang up me laundry and lo and behold the entire stairwell is filling up with smoke
PANIC!! PANIC!! PANIC!!!!! OH SHIT!! OH SHIT!! OH SHIT!! WE IS ON FIRE!! WE IS ON FIRE!!!
Brian runs out and starts yelling out to the guy who lives there to open the door but he couldn't find it. So he runds to get the phone an call 000.
Meanwhile I'm running back and forth wetting towels and filling up buckets and the esky with water and settin em up at his front door. Brian musters up all his superhuman strangth and starts KICKING THE MUTHAF**kIN DOOR IN while yelling at the guy to crawl towards the noise coz he was yelling back hat he couldn't see to find the door!
Finally SuperBrian KICKS the door open with his supersteeltoed boot! Couldn't see a foot in front of him with all the smoke,, couldn't get inside the door coz the guy can't look after himself so the WHOLE flat is filled with rubbish, a SUPERKEG of fuel for the fire waiting to go up. Finally one of the other neighbours who was small enough to get through the door dragged the guy out and he was helped outside. Once outside there were the ambulance people who'd just turned up and he was treated for smoke inhalation.
Next to arrive were the fire trucks. They finally get the fire under control, our neighbours in hospital and BRIAN IS MY HERO!!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!
If they hadn't got him out when they did he mighta died from all that smoke. Poor guy was just sitting in there in all that smoke with his home about to burn down around him. The mental health system in this country is F**kED that's all I have to say. this isn't the first incident either a couple weeks back we had to call the gas emergency number because we opened the front door and got smacked in the face with a WALL of gas!! He's left the kitchen stove on AGAIN this was the 2nd time he'd done it.
I only hope that now after THIS incident something happens to get the man some help!
I'm not enitrely sure but I have a sneaking suspicion he might've lit it on purpose, The firemen had dragged his matress outside and sitting on it was a whole bunch of rubbish including about 4 or 5 butane cans!!!! Don't know if they were empty or not I wasn't game enough to pick one up.Dunno though coz there were apparently heaps more of em just strewn all around his flat.
Well there's a bit of excitment in an otherwise dull day I'd say.
When danger arrives never fear SUPERBRIAN is here. if you need his services just send me a PM I will be acting as his booking agent!
Good on ya Brian. ;D
