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Post by skrabsta on Oct 25, 2007 15:44:22 GMT 10
What is the frist question asked at every Penrith Rugby Club Trivia night? What the F**k are you looking at? yep - those rugby fans are a bunch of ignorami. the questions asked at the Penrith RUGBY LEAGUE club are way more cerebral than that.
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Post by Beetle on Oct 25, 2007 15:49:05 GMT 10
What is the frist question asked at every Penrith Rugby Club Trivia night? What the F**k are you looking at? yep - those rugby fans are a bunch of ignorami. the questions asked at the Penrith RUGBY LEAGUE club are way more cerebral than that. same shit different shovel
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Post by skrabsta on Oct 25, 2007 15:50:39 GMT 10
yep - those rugby fans are a bunch of ignorami. the questions asked at the Penrith RUGBY LEAGUE club are way more cerebral than that. same shit different shovel no it F**king isnt - thats like saying that basketball and netball are the same.
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Post by Beetle on Oct 25, 2007 16:00:32 GMT 10
same shit different shovel no it F**king isnt - thats like saying that basketball and netball are the same. Union is better anyway
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Post by skrabsta on Oct 25, 2007 16:02:07 GMT 10
no it F**king isnt - thats like saying that basketball and netball are the same. Union is better anyway thems fighting words.
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Post by Sands Of Time on Oct 25, 2007 16:06:00 GMT 10
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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Post by Beetle on Oct 25, 2007 17:03:24 GMT 10
I won't waste my time, it is blatently obvious that Rugby League is the sport that requires the least amount of athletic ability in this country, maybe aside from ten pin bowling and darts
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Post by skrabsta on Oct 25, 2007 17:07:43 GMT 10
I won't waste my time, it is blatently obvious that Rugby League is the sport that requires the least amount of athletic ability in this country, maybe aside from ten pin bowling and darts thats a load of bullshit and you know it. Lets put it this way - the powers that be wanted Rhys Wesser ( The Penrith Full back ) to represent Australia at the last Commonwealth games and Id argue that most outside backs are at or close to the same speeds as our fastest sprinters. League players are athletes of the highest calibre.
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Post by Beetle on Oct 25, 2007 17:17:36 GMT 10
I won't waste my time, it is blatently obvious that Rugby League is the sport that requires the least amount of athletic ability in this country, maybe aside from ten pin bowling and darts thats a load of bullshit and you know it. Lets put it this way - the powers that be wanted Rhys Wesser ( The Penrith Full back ) to represent Australia at the last Commonwealth games and Id argue that most outside backs are at or close to the same speeds as our fastest sprinters. League players are athletes of the highest calibre. some of the backs ond possibly the five eighths are the only players I would consider to have good all round athletic ability. The majority may be strong athletes at the actual game of league but would battle if required to play a support requiring a higher level of aerobic fitness.
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Post by Beetle on Oct 25, 2007 17:30:36 GMT 10
anyway I dont want to argue about this. I'm half shit stirring you anyway Skrabs so take it easy mate. I'll tell you just how shit your game is once ive had a few beers in February.
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Post by skrabsta on Oct 25, 2007 17:37:53 GMT 10
anyway I dont want to argue about this. I'm half shit stirring you anyway Skrabs so take it easy mate. I'll tell you just how shit your game is once ive had a few beers in February. i know your shit stirring. Funny thing is that I actually agree ( in part ) with what your saying.
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Post by TROOPER71 on Oct 25, 2007 19:41:47 GMT 10
BACK ON TOPIC PLEASE GUYS
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Post by skrabsta on Oct 25, 2007 19:42:46 GMT 10
BACK ON TOPIC PLEASE GUYS we were on topic - we were "joking" around
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Post by Beetle on Oct 25, 2007 21:21:37 GMT 10
who appointed that man again?
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Post by TROOPER71 on Oct 29, 2007 19:23:09 GMT 10
A very rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to Throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the Neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his Mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Prawns and oysters at the BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft Man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to Anyone who Has the balls to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud Splash and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was fighting the croc and kicking its ass! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs,
Throwing punches, doing all kinds of shit, like head butts and
chokeholds,biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through The
air like Some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Jimmy and the croc were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and let it float to the top
Like a K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was Just
staring At him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "Nah, you all right, I don't want it," said Jimmy. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You Won the bet.", "How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Jimmy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
options?" Again Jimmy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you Want?"And Jimmy said, "I just want the name of the bastard who pushed me into the Pool
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