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Post by MaidenOz on Oct 1, 2009 23:17:40 GMT 10
ummmmm....... im lost for words. yuck.  You were warned weren't you? Now... How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick. That's a little gift for you from Brian Skrabs. |
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Post by stormster on Oct 3, 2009 0:20:37 GMT 10
Authorities have located the source of Wednesday's dust storm. Some dumb prick opened the NSW state of origin trophy cabinet HAR HAR GET F**kED SANDS LOL |
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Post by stormster on Oct 3, 2009 0:22:56 GMT 10
Lol ange i was like "where the F**kj is this going?" but the ending is F**ked lol... F**king hell
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Post by MaidenOz on Oct 3, 2009 11:39:16 GMT 10
Lol ange i was like "where the F**kj is this going?" but the ending is F**ked lol... F**king hell It's just all wrong isn't it?  That joke was told to me by one of our good customers no less.  |
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Post by stormster on Oct 3, 2009 12:31:51 GMT 10
Oh i love customers' jokes!!! I've had a few shockers, but a few gold ones too!
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Post by Beetle on Oct 12, 2009 11:54:38 GMT 10
Saw a midget get pick pocketed yesterday...
..not sure how anyone could stoop so low.
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Post by stormster on Oct 12, 2009 23:14:42 GMT 10
Saw a midget get pick pocketed yesterday... ..not sure how anyone could stoop so low. hahahha!! Simple jokes! I love them!! |
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Post by Beetle on Oct 13, 2009 11:44:50 GMT 10
What's the first thing Jesus said when he rose from the dead? Who the F**k ate all my Easter eggs?  |
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Post by TROOPER71 on Nov 12, 2009 18:26:45 GMT 10
An Indian, an Arab, and a hot gorgeous blonde girl are in the same bar.
When the Indian finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In India , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air,
pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink with the same one twice either.'
The blonde girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, Downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Indian and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Australia we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
' God Bless Australia ‘
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Post by stormster on Nov 12, 2009 19:53:54 GMT 10
lolol - i wouldnt like that joke if i were Arab or Indian though lol
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Post by TROOPER71 on Nov 16, 2009 19:16:37 GMT 10
Definitely a Dog Lovers story………..
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> The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
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> “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.
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> A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”
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> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
> the girl to describe the incident.
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> 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler
> that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
> over the fence into our yard!'
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> 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
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> 'It sure was,' said the little girl.
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> 'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she
> could say 'F*ck Off!,' the Rottweiler ate her!
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> The teacher had to leave the room.
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